FOUND THIS AND WANTED TO USE IT! (It's a meme, and I didn't make it up, just filled in the blanks)
RULES::
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1) Pick 5 characters in any order
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4) Tag 2-4 people to do the meme!
5) Have fun!
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PICK FIVE CHARACTERS::
1. Jake
2. Hannah
3. Liv
4. Kam
5. Mr. Holtz (Hannah's dad)
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1. [4] Wakes up in the morning to find [2] in the same room. What happens?
Kam wakes up and finds Jake sitting in his room? Oh lovely. This can't end well.
Kam would wake up to Jake sitting naked next to him in bed. Jake would grin and mumble, "Well, that was an eventful night." He'd wink. Kam would scream and pull the blankets in closer to his face, mortified about what could have happened (with Jake, it could have been anything). Jake would put his hand over Kam's mouth, batting his eyes, "Don't scream, just let it happen." He'd lean in to kiss Kam and Kam would try backing away and fall off the bed. Jake would laugh himself to tears, then get up off the bed and walk towards the door. He'd call over his shoulder, "Next time, we shouldn't be allowed to both get drunk." He'd laugh to himself, "Hope your ass doesn't hurt too bad today." Kam would go wide eyed, whispering, "What the hell did I do?" Just as Kam was about to start washing his mouth out with soap and bleach, Jake would stick his head back in and grin, "I was kidding, by the way. I didn't fuck you last night."
2. What would happen if [5] was trapped in an elevator with [4]?
What would happen if Mr. Holtz was trapped in an elevator with Kam? Oh Jesus. At least he wasn't trapped with Jake.
At first it would be super awkward and silent. Then Mr. Holtz would look over and mumble, "Thank God you aren't Jake." Kam would chuckle nervously, then go back to standing in silence. Mr. Holtz would start talking again, "That boy better shape up and grow some balls." Kam would mumble, "Your daughter is pregnant with his kids...so he has to have someth-" Mr. Holtz would glare at Kam, "He needs some real balls...so I can kick him right where it hurts." He'd smile to himself. Kam would go wide eyed and quickly look away.
3. [1] Has the power to create [5]'s day into anything they wanted. What would [1] do to [5]?
Oh god, Jake with the power to manipulate Mr. Holtz's day? That would end horribly...
Jake would make Mr. Holts walk around butt naked all day, humping every object in his path. He'd also probably get him arrested for public streaking and screaming, "FUCK THE POLICE!"
4. It turns out that [1] is on an online pornography site, [3] walks in on [1] while he/she is watching porn. What is [1]'s explanation?
Jake is on a porn site and Liv walks in? Why am I not surprised?
Jake would notice that Liv was watching him, and calmly continue what he was doing. Liv would sigh, "Jake, you have a girlfriend. Is this really necessary?" Jake would turn around and give her a death glare, then continue watching his porn. Liv would groan, "This isn't even hot. What are you even watching? It's disgusting." Jake would ignore her. Liv would get pissed and scream, "Hannah! Jake is using your computer to download porn!" Jake would mumble angry swears under his breath then flip Liv off and slam the computer shut.
5. [2] is cleaning [3]'s house when [2] finds an album of pictures of himself/herself. What does [2] do?
Hannah is cleaning Liv's house and finds pictures of herself? Are they sexy pictures, or normal ones? They're probably sexy ones that Liv uses as black mail when Hannah is a butt.
Hannah would probably blush and start hiding the pictures in her boobs (not having any pockets). Liv would come home to see how Hannah had done with the cleaning, and Hannah's boobs would be oddly malformed. Liv would give her a confused look, then pretend she didn't see anything.
6. What does [4] do when he/she is alone with [1]?
What does Kam do when he's alone with Jake?
They play video games and talk about titties. of course. Well, Jake talks about the tits, and Kam sits there awkwardly trying to make him be more quiet.
7. If [5] turned out to be an infamous criminal, what is the first thing [5] would do to [1]?
BAHAHAH! If Mr. Holtz was a criminal, what would he do to Jake?! OH JESUS! HORRIBLE THINGS!
He'd sneak into Jake and Hannah's room while they were sleeping, drag Jake out of the room, then cut his balls off.
8. [3] Is a history teacher, [2] fails his/her test and [3] had offered to let him/her come in after school. What really goes on after class? Does [2] show up and does [3] teach or leave? Explain!
Liv is a history teacher and Hannah fails her class? Liv offers for Hannah to come in after school? What actually goes on? Lesbian sex. Duh. Just kidding. No way.
Hannah would be super pissed about failing a class because that's never happened to her before. She'd angrily approach Liv, complaining that there was a mistake and something was horribly wrong. Liv would grin, enjoying how flustered Hannah was way too much. She'd let Hannah whine and bitch for a while, then finally say to Hannah, "I'm not a real history teacher." Then she'd get up and leave.
9. What would happen if [4] was a police officer?
Kam the police officer?
I don't think he'd like his job very much. If he was ever in a situation where he had to shoot someone, he'd get all emotional and upset. He doesn't even kill the bugs in the house.
10. Now [1] thinks that he/she is [3]! How does [1] impersonate [3]?
Jake thinks he's Liv? What does he do?
Jake would take advantage of "being a woman" and fondle his breasts all day. Then when he got bored of that, he'd go whore himself around to men, wanting the whole "female experience."
11. [2], how shallow do you think [5] is? Either out of 1-10, 1 being not shallow at all, and 10 being extremely shallow.
Hannah, how shallow do you think your dad is?
"My dad is perfect."
12. [4] could you tell us your guilty pleasures?
Kam's guilt pleasures. Mmm.
Kam: "Uhm. I really like cherry pie."
Jake: "Cherry pie my ass." He'd groan, "That's not a guilty pleasure, you fucking idiot." Jake pauses, grinning, "He likes sexing it up with Liv and role playing." Jake would wink, "But he especially loves using the whipped cream tactic."
Kam would turn bright red, "JAKE?!"
13. Okay, now [2] wants [3] be homosexual with another character! Who is the character that [2] choses for [3]? Does [3] agree or not? (Can be with a character within this meme or another character of yours)
Hannah wants Liv to be homosexual with another character? Okay then...Who does Hannah choose for Liv? Does Liv agree?
For some reason, Hannah had this fantasy about Liv falling in love with her for a day, and pampering the hell out of her. Hannah informs Liv that she wants her to become a lesbian for a day with her. Liv narrows her eyes at Hannah, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Hannah would blush, "I HAD A DREAM, OKAY?!" Liv would roll her eyes, "Hannah, just because you had a dream, doesn't mean it's a good idea." Hannah would pout, "I just wanted to try something new." Liv would laugh, "Go put a wig and some make up on Jake. He can be your lesbian lover."
14. What would it take to make [5] fall in love with [4]?
What would it take to make Mr. Holtz fall in love with Kam? WHAATT?!
Nothing. That wouldn't happen.
15. Now this meme is over, what will you do?
Absolutely nothing.
Adios.
